Just the Facts Ma'am

When I was I kid I loved Dragnet. When I went looking for a clip for this post I watched a few segments and realized why.  Jack Webb, as we all know, is all about the facts. Keep to the facts, do the right thing, all that good stuff. In Jack Webb, style I am going to stick to the facts here. Before I do that I would like to be clear, I don't want calls, emails, etc. Those who know me know how much I hate that. The results will be posted here. I will know you know. You will know I know you know. Then neither of us will say a word about all of this knowing. Follow me? We will all know, but we won't discuss it. I like to deal with things like this on my own. Asking me to get together to distract me will annoy me. I really feel fine right now (after meatloaf, bacon, cheddar, Chinese and a margarita yesterday) and calls and emails will just send me back to start without collecting $200. Hmmm. That's an idea. Maybe going forward I should charge $200 to anyone who tears open that wound after I tell them not to. I'm going to have to think about that ;) Honestly, I think I am as over it as I can be. I've had a few days to let the idea sink in that Sprout will not be joining us in December.

Ginny had been taking home pregnancy tests. Initially there were some very faint pink lines, but they have faded away and now the tests are as filthy and horrid a bright white as a freshly bleached KKK robe. A white line in a pregnancy test is not what we are looking for. As a result we asked the doctor to move up the blood test to today. I wanted to pull this band aid right off instead of tearing it little by little with HPTs between now and Friday. The test was negative. It seems that this was a chemical pregnancy. If you don't know what that is you can google it. I'm not in the mood to educate today. Those are the facts. Jack would have wanted it that way.

PS-Yes, we will be trying again next month. I'll let you know details when we have them.